PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A